Dead Sea World Census

The Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry in Dead Sea

The World Census measured the rate of desertification in order to calculate which nations have the largest timber industry.

As a region, Dead Sea is ranked 2,420th in the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Republic of Dull BurhamPsychotic Dictatorship“We Will Endure”
2.The Sidoneian Curmudgeon Puppet of DisagreerMoralistic Democracy“NOT JUST NO BUT HECKK NO”
3.The Dictatorship of OptvaniaIron Fist Consumerists“Defend the country!”
4.The Confederacy of Deep South DixieNew York Times Democracy“Faith, family & freedom”
5.The Constitutional Monarchy of ZimniorFather Knows Best State“God, Homeland, Liberty”
6.The Oppressed Peoples of A Catastrophic MegadroughtCompulsory Consumerist State“None Shall Survive”
7.The Republic of Eva BationaDemocratic Socialists“Twirling Toward Freedom”
8.The Armed Republic of AwashingmachineInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Wasn't me”
9.The Free Land of The Tex RepublicAnarchy“Friendship”
10.The United States of States States StatesCorporate Bordello“We Pretend to Care”