Crystal Falls World Census

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Crystal Falls is ranked 13,430^th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Empire of Der Deutsches Heer	Corporate Police State	“Gott Mitt Uns”
2.	The Dictatorship of Greater Puddles Badaboom	Corporate Police State	“BADABOOM”
3.	The Empire of Seashore Empire of the Brave	Moralistic Democracy	“Join forth on the way to glory!”
4.	The Kingdom of Royal Guard of Charoskania	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“TRR PLEASE NOTE: SIMPLY A LIB ALT BANNED N PASSING BY”
5.	The Epic of Gilgamesh	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“From the days of old there is no permanence.”
6.	The Republic of Glorious Purpose	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“GLORIOUS PURPOSE”
7.	The Grand Duchy of Regiment of the Grand Duchess of Baden	Father Knows Best State	“Deutschland”
8.	The Dictatorship of Regiment of Field Marshal Clemente	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Dies Irae”
9.	The Federation of Charo Alt 2	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Strength Through Compliance”
10.	The Republic of Charo Alt 1	Capitalist Paradise	“God, Homeland, Liberty”

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