The Fattest Citizens in Council of Constructed Languages
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Kingdom of Kuneenkrijk van Legerland | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Sel het wel zijn, Gud regeert.” | |
2. | The Holy Empire of Podumpinternianer | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
3. | The Principality of Masinian Islands | Left-wing Utopia | “Peace, Justice and Unity. | Nteya, Talivaya ti Tava.” | |
4. | The Allied States of Lojbangladesh | Moralistic Democracy | “Do nelci ma?” | |
5. | The Federation of Kuyonne | Democratic Socialists | “Ansje Framiste til den Framstaant” | |
6. | The Republic of Czisra | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Prazka zísěsí.” | |
7. | The Republic of Nlarhyalo | Capitalist Paradise | “Pэл Флaйм Шэeёeлaк” | |
8. | The International Commonwealth of Yukjuleide | Civil Rights Lovefest | “(Insert defunct bad meme motto here)” | |
9. | The Republic of -Astoria- | Left-wing Utopia | “Bedhent cewsel ein gweisau. | Our deeds shall speak.” | |
10. | The Federal Republic of N ayal u | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Urra hoahha piipan roohsusso” |