Council of Constructed LanguagesWorld Census

The Fattest Citizens in Council of Constructed Languages

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Kingdom of Kuneenkrijk van LegerlandCivil Rights Lovefest“Sel het wel zijn, Gud regeert.”
2.The Holy Empire of PodumpinternianerInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT”
3.The Principality of Masinian IslandsLeft-wing Utopia“Peace, Justice and Unity. | Nteya, Talivaya ti Tava.”
4.The Allied States of LojbangladeshMoralistic Democracy“Do nelci ma?”
5.The Federation of KuyonneDemocratic Socialists“Ansje Framiste til den Framstaant”
6.The Republic of CzisraCivil Rights Lovefest“Prazka zísěsí.”
7.The Republic of NlarhyaloCapitalist Paradise“Pэл Флaйм Шэeёeлaк”
8.The International Commonwealth of YukjuleideCivil Rights Lovefest“(Insert defunct bad meme motto here)”
9.The Republic of -Astoria-Left-wing Utopia“Bedhent cewsel ein gweisau. | Our deeds shall speak.”
10.The Federal Republic of N ayal uLiberal Democratic Socialists“Urra hoahha piipan roohsusso”
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