The Safest in Cote dIvoire
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The State of Woyenne | Left-wing Utopia | “Power and the glory” | |
2. | The Queen's State of Mount Batchawana | New York Times Democracy | “RIP” | |
3. | The State of Dixon Entrance | Corrupt Dictatorship | “RIP” | |
4. | The Queen's State of Adams Home | Civil Rights Lovefest | “The Great Republic” | |
5. | The Matriarchy of Navireden | Mother Knows Best State | “Our Community” | |
6. | The Principality of Bedford | Corporate Bordello | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
7. | The State of Northern Challenger | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Great Home” | |
8. | The District of Belanger Bay | Anarchy | “Community” |