The World World Census
The Most Primitive in the World
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Ever Regressing Backwater of Prosophobia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “25000000BC or Bust!” | |
2. | The Confederacy of The Goggles | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Deo Vindice” | |
3. | The Federal Republic of I Always Choose The Last Option | Father Knows Best State | “Do you really need a comment on how I make my decisions” | |
4. | The Grand Duchy of Mustanoki | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Dico, Dico, Dico” | |
5. | The Poetic Tendencies of Aersoldorf | Psychotic Dictatorship | “But for paper, wars would be rare” | |
6. | The Protectorate of Yesterday | Iron Fist Consumerists | “One day we'll invent the wheel” | |
7. | The Holy Matriarchy of The Blessed and Holy Land | Corporate Police State | “Praise be to our Holy Goddess” | |
8. | The Hotdog-craving birb of Seagull | Corporate Police State | “Ack? Ack!” | |
9. | The Oh lord I wanna go of Elite leomonade | Iron Fist Consumerists | “CEDAT FORTUNA PERITIS” | |
10. | The Kingdom of Landow | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Why fix what isn't broken?” |