The World World Census

The Nudest in the World

After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Eternal Misfortune of Pencil SharpenersAnarchy“Stop reading my motto!”
2.The Jingoistic States of Hen TaoAnarchy“I watch it for the plot!”
3.The Cruel Intentions of Dangerous LiaisonsAnarchy“I'm the only person you can't have, and it kills you.”
4.The Smash Hit Movie Version of BrocklandiaAnarchy“Now playing!”
5.The Theocracy of Our Lady Holy Virgin Merry Trump ToupeeAnarchy“Nobody Loves Me Toupée...”
6.The Endless Barren Wasteland of PoopsadonAnarchy“A land of virtue, freedom, and brutally enforced nudity”
7.The Big Nudity Energy of QuazzleTheQazCapitalizt“626+ subscribers on iFunny!”
8.The Island of Republica de SashaLeft-wing Utopia“Everything is damn fine”
9.The Colony of Neo Neo PepeCivil Rights Lovefest“We left Neo Pepe, and you'll want to too!”
10.The Divine Cabaret of Friends of DorothyCivil Rights Lovefest“Some of us are looking at the stars.”
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