The Most Scientifically Advanced in Christmas
World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.
As a region, Christmas is ranked 5,631st in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Evil Empire of Santa Is Satan | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Worship Me This Christmas!” | |
2. | The Generous Roots of Yuletide Yggdrasil | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Roast Boar, Warm Bread, Mulled Wine” | |
3. | The Festivities of Christmas Eve | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “All I Want For Christmas Is....” | |
4. | The Democratic States of Krampustown | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Punish the naughty children!” | |
5. | The Confederacy of Finmany | Libertarian Police State | “leo de terra septentrionali Sceptrum de manu tolle” | |
6. | The Holiday Traditions of Christmas Morning | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Merry Christmas” | |
7. | The Luminous Kingdom of Candlenights | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Pan-religious, pan-sexual, personal pan winter holiday” | |
8. | The Spirit of Jolly Old St Nicholas | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Ho! Ho! Ho!” | |
9. | The Republic of The Great Congress | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “The many for the individual.” | |
10. | The Protectorate of Dasher Dancer Prancer Vixen | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Twas the night before Christmas” |