ChristmasWorld Census

The Most Scientifically Advanced in Christmas

World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.

As a region, Christmas is ranked 5,631st in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Evil Empire of Santa Is SatanCompulsory Consumerist State“Worship Me This Christmas!”
2.The Generous Roots of Yuletide YggdrasilLiberal Democratic Socialists“Roast Boar, Warm Bread, Mulled Wine”
3.The Festivities of Christmas EveInoffensive Centrist Democracy“All I Want For Christmas Is....”
4.The Democratic States of KrampustownCompulsory Consumerist State“Punish the naughty children!”
5.The Confederacy of FinmanyLibertarian Police State“leo de terra septentrionali Sceptrum de manu tolle”
6.The Holiday Traditions of Christmas MorningInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Merry Christmas”
7.The Luminous Kingdom of CandlenightsLiberal Democratic Socialists“Pan-religious, pan-sexual, personal pan winter holiday”
8.The Spirit of Jolly Old St NicholasInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Ho! Ho! Ho!”
9.The Republic of The Great CongressInoffensive Centrist Democracy“The many for the individual.”
10.The Protectorate of Dasher Dancer Prancer VixenIron Fist Consumerists“Twas the night before Christmas”
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