ChristmasWorld Census

The Most Avoided in Christmas

Nations ranked highly are considered by many to be the most inhospitable, charmless, and ghastly places to spend a vacation, or, indeed, any time at all.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Protectorate of Cards of Eagles 4Psychotic Dictatorship“You Can't Stop Progress”
2.The Vast Herd of Zombie ReindeerCivil Rights Lovefest“Where the hunter becomes the hunted.”
3.The Republic of Elf MageInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Darkness comes at 3 pm”
4.The Kingdom of Middle EmpiaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Throw another on the barbie, mate”
5.The Bells of SealokinNew York Times Democracy“Seven tolls, seven layers”
6.The Batman smells of Jingle all the wayPsychotic Dictatorship“Strength Through Compliance”
7.The Dʀєᴀ∂fᴜʟ Pʀospєcт of The Ghost of Christmas Yet to ComeCivil Rights Lovefest“*Points*”
8.The Slow but Jolly Creature of Christmas TurtleDemocratic Socialists“Slow and steady wins the race.”
9.The Pʀєsєɴcє of The Ghost of Christmas PresentInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Come forth and know me better, man!”
10.The Protectorate of Dasher Dancer Prancer VixenIron Fist Consumerists“Twas the night before Christmas”
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