The Fattest Citizens in Christmas
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Christmas is ranked 7,477th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Evil Empire of Santa Is Satan | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Worship Me This Christmas!” | |
2. | The Democratic States of Krampustown | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Punish the naughty children!” | |
3. | The Rogue Partner of FR0SCH | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Fro thinks so, too!” | |
4. | The Cosy Warmth of Folks Dressed Up Like Eskimos | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Merry Christmas to you” | |
5. | The Terror From The Beyond of Sky of Stars | Corporate Police State | “Something Wicked This Way Comes” | |
6. | The United Kingdom of Malineria | Capitalist Paradise | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
7. | The Community of Santa Land | Anarchy | “Merry Christmas To All & To All A Good Night!” | |
8. | The Most Wonderful Time of The Year | Anarchy | “It's The Most Wonderful Time of The Year” | |
9. | The Republic of Claushavn | Anarchy | “Unity, Discipline, Work” | |
10. | The Unexpected Pregnancy of Agnes Gooch | Anarchy | “When a Girl is in Trouble, She's in Trouble” |