ChristmasWorld Census

The Most Secular in Christmas

World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.

As a region, Christmas is ranked 6,127th in the world for Most Secular.

NationWA CategoryMotto
81.The Little bobsled of Little St NickDemocratic Socialists“Run run reindeer”
82.The Malevolence of Mister GrinchInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Stink, Stank, Stunk!”
83.The Concordan Christmas Creature of Cindy ClawsCivil Rights Lovefest“Ho ho ho!”
84.The Colony of Christmas GuardianLiberal Democratic Socialists“FOUNDERLESS.NET”
85.The Republic of Arctic TernMoralistic Democracy“Ride the currents”
86.The Cacophony of Yuletide Carols Being Sung by a ChoirIron Fist Consumerists“Merry Christmas to you”
87.The Carolling Colony of GoodKingWenceslasLeft-wing Utopia“Those who bless the poor shall find blessing”
88.The Holy Sun Baby of TubbytronicLeft-wing Utopia“Noo-noo. . . Laha Hee Hee!!!”
89.The Holy Empire of Admiral Tage IslandNew York Times Democracy“Semper Ubi, Sub Ubi, Ubique”
90.The Republic of Santa PandaDemocratic Socialists“Panda Santa!”
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