ChristmasWorld Census

The Most Advanced Public Education in Christmas

Fresh-faced World Census agents infiltrated schools with varying degrees of success in order to determine which nations had the most widespread, well-funded, and advanced public education programs.

As a region, Christmas is ranked 4,865th in the world for Most Advanced Public Education.

NationWA CategoryMotto
11.The Santa States of Ho Ho HoInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Ho Ho Ho!”
12.The Tragedy of Orpheus and EurydiceNew York Times Democracy“For never was a story of more woe than this”
13.The Utopia of White ChristmasNew York Times Democracy“I'm Dreaming Of A White Christmas”
14.The Carolling Colony of GoodKingWenceslasCivil Rights Lovefest“Those who bless the poor shall find blessing”
15.The While By My Sheep of I Watched At NightLeft-wing Utopia“How great my joy!”
16.The Spirit of Jolly Old St NicholasFather Knows Best State“Ho! Ho! Ho!”
17.The Republic of The Great CongressInoffensive Centrist Democracy“The many for the individual.”
18.The Cacophony of Yuletide Carols Being Sung by a ChoirIron Fist Consumerists“Merry Christmas to you”
19.The Protectorate of Dasher Dancer Prancer VixenFather Knows Best State“Twas the night before Christmas”
20.The Holy Sun Baby of TubbytronicLeft-wing Utopia“Noo-noo. . . Laha Hee Hee!!!”
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