The Most Advanced Public Education in Christmas
Fresh-faced World Census agents infiltrated schools with varying degrees of success in order to determine which nations had the most widespread, well-funded, and advanced public education programs.
As a region, Christmas is ranked 4,865th in the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
|11.||The Santa States of Ho Ho Ho||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Ho Ho Ho!”|
|12.||The Tragedy of Orpheus and Eurydice||New York Times Democracy||“For never was a story of more woe than this”|
|13.||The Utopia of White Christmas||New York Times Democracy||“I'm Dreaming Of A White Christmas”|
|14.||The Carolling Colony of GoodKingWenceslas||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Those who bless the poor shall find blessing”|
|15.||The While By My Sheep of I Watched At Night||Left-wing Utopia||“How great my joy!”|
|16.||The Spirit of Jolly Old St Nicholas||Father Knows Best State||“Ho! Ho! Ho!”|
|17.||The Republic of The Great Congress||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“The many for the individual.”|
|18.||The Cacophony of Yuletide Carols Being Sung by a Choir||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Merry Christmas to you”|
|19.||The Protectorate of Dasher Dancer Prancer Vixen||Father Knows Best State||“Twas the night before Christmas”|
|20.||The Holy Sun Baby of Tubbytronic||Left-wing Utopia||“Noo-noo. . . Laha Hee Hee!!!”|