ChristmasWorld Census

The Fattest Citizens in Christmas

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Christmas is ranked 7,477th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
31.The Republic of Santa SleighInoffensive Centrist Democracy“He's making a list and checking it twice”
32.The Republic of North pole SantasAnarchy“Ho ho hockey”
33.The Republic of Lor OttInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Mission Accomplished”
34.The Hᴀᴜɴт¡ɴG Spєcтʀє of The Ghost of Christmas PastAuthoritarian Democracy“There is No Christmas, Only Yule!”
35.The Republic of CIAs dental planInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT”
36.The Rogue Nation of Aynia in an Ugly SweaterDemocratic Socialists“More Glitter Less Bitter”
37.The Pʀєsєɴcє of The Ghost of Christmas PresentInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Come forth and know me better, man!”
38.The Republic of Oh what fun it is to rideCivil Rights Lovefest“In a one horse open sleigh”
39.The Republic of Little Elf AltiInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Vurry Murry Christmas!”
40.The Confederacy of Rudolphs Cosmetic SurgeonInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Might Makes Right”
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