The Fattest Citizens in Christmas
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Christmas is ranked 7,477th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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31. | The Republic of Santa Sleigh | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “He's making a list and checking it twice” | |
32. | The Republic of North pole Santas | Anarchy | “Ho ho hockey” | |
33. | The Republic of Lor Ott | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Mission Accomplished” | |
34. | The Hᴀᴜɴт¡ɴG Spєcтʀє of The Ghost of Christmas Past | Authoritarian Democracy | “There is No Christmas, Only Yule!” | |
35. | The Republic of CIAs dental plan | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
36. | The Rogue Nation of Aynia in an Ugly Sweater | Democratic Socialists | “More Glitter Less Bitter” | |
37. | The Pʀєsєɴcє of The Ghost of Christmas Present | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Come forth and know me better, man!” | |
38. | The Republic of Oh what fun it is to ride | Civil Rights Lovefest | “In a one horse open sleigh” | |
39. | The Republic of Little Elf Alti | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Vurry Murry Christmas!” | |
40. | The Confederacy of Rudolphs Cosmetic Surgeon | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Might Makes Right” |