ChristmasWorld Census

The Fattest Citizens in Christmas

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Christmas is ranked 7,477th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Evil Empire of Santa Is SatanCompulsory Consumerist State“Worship Me This Christmas!”
2.The Democratic States of KrampustownCompulsory Consumerist State“Punish the naughty children!”
3.The Rogue Partner of FR0SCHIron Fist Consumerists“Fro thinks so, too!”
4.The Cosy Warmth of Folks Dressed Up Like EskimosIron Fist Consumerists“Merry Christmas to you”
5.The Terror From The Beyond of Sky of StarsCorporate Police State“Something Wicked This Way Comes”
6.The United Kingdom of MalineriaCapitalist Paradise“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”
7.The Community of Santa LandAnarchy“Merry Christmas To All & To All A Good Night!”
8.The Most Wonderful Time of The YearAnarchy“It's The Most Wonderful Time of The Year”
9.The Republic of ClaushavnAnarchy“Unity, Discipline, Work”
10.The Unexpected Pregnancy of Agnes GoochAnarchy“When a Girl is in Trouble, She's in Trouble”
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