CaribbeanWorld Census

The Most Primitive in Caribbean

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

As a region, Caribbean is ranked 20,530th in the world for Most Primitive.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Republic of Saint Vincent GrenadinesInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Pax et justitia”
2.The Island of Doctor MoreauCompulsory Consumerist State“The gates of hell are unlocked.”
3.The Fishy Goodness of Blue MarlinCivil Rights Lovefest“My bill is pointy.”
4.The Dominion of Her Majestys BritainCompulsory Consumerist State“Also I am not a pirate.”
5.The Republic of GuamaLibertarian Police State“Pueblo y Patria”
6.The Commonwealth of United-RepublicCapitalist Paradise“En notre République-Unie, nous croyons”
7.The List of IngredientsInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Everything is full of ingredients.”
8.The Nazi Hunter of AntiguaMoralistic Democracy“Fair Antigua, we salute thee!”
9.The Brutality of Salty Sea DogDemocratic Socialists“No TV survivors on these Pearl Islands!”
10.The Democratic States of La ValentinaCivil Rights Lovefest“Motto...”
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