CaribbeanWorld Census

The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Caribbean

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

NationWA CategoryMotto
11.The Second Empire of LatinokratiaFather Knows Best State“Might makes right”
12.The Under-Aged Whiskey of Little St James IslandFather Knows Best State“Who’s coming tonight? ...I have 28 cases coming in.”
13.The Republic of LucayoNew York Times Democracy“Three Races, One People”
14.The Republic of ParaderoLiberal Democratic Socialists“Dios, Patria, Libertad”
15.The Democratic Republic of Rico RocaLiberal Democratic Socialists“Live with freedom, or die in bondage.”
16.The Republic of Saint Vincent GrenadinesInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Pax et justitia”
17.The Brutality of Salty Sea DogDemocratic Socialists“No TV survivors on these Pearl Islands!”
18.The Empire of United CocainiaIron Fist Consumerists“It's not illegal if you don't get caught.”