Capitalist Paradise World Census

The Nudest in Capitalist Paradise

After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.

As a region, Capitalist Paradise is ranked 7,184th in the world for Nudest.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Corporate Confederacy of Egoistic MarketsCorporate Bordello“Greed is King”
2.The Democratic Republic of VetaraInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Strength Through Freedom”
3.The Holy Nudist Queendom of Southern Giraffe IslandsIron Fist Consumerists“For the Love of the South”
4.The Principality of New Fangalist PolandCorporate Police State“Yes! Yes! Yes!”
5.The Infection of EdgemasterCompulsory Consumerist State“KICK LOGIC OUT AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE!!”
6.The Protectorate of StanislovakaniaCapitalist Paradise“Integrity, Liberty, Morality.”
7.The Sentai Team of PR RPMFather Knows Best State“RPM, get in gear!”
8.The Jingoistic States of Uxorem meamAnarchy“Quid quid latine dictum sit, altum viditur”
9.The Hyper-Dimensional Neo-Nexus of CaelestiusNew York Times Democracy“Perfection Manifested”
10.The Warrior's Paradise of AdolliasCivil Rights Lovefest“Freedom, Victory, and Justice at any cost.”
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