Capitalist Paradise World Census

After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.

As a region, Capitalist Paradise is ranked 7,184^th in the world for Nudest.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Corporate Confederacy of Egoistic Markets	Corporate Bordello	“Greed is King”
2.	The Democratic Republic of Vetara	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Strength Through Freedom”
3.	The Holy Nudist Queendom of Southern Giraffe Islands	Iron Fist Consumerists	“For the Love of the South”
4.	The Principality of New Fangalist Poland	Corporate Police State	“Yes! Yes! Yes!”
5.	The Infection of Edgemaster	Compulsory Consumerist State	“KICK LOGIC OUT AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE!!”
6.	The Protectorate of Stanislovakania	Capitalist Paradise	“Integrity, Liberty, Morality.”
7.	The Sentai Team of PR RPM	Father Knows Best State	“RPM, get in gear!”
8.	The Jingoistic States of Uxorem meam	Anarchy	“Quid quid latine dictum sit, altum viditur”
9.	The Hyper-Dimensional Neo-Nexus of Caelestius	New York Times Democracy	“Perfection Manifested”
10.	The Warrior's Paradise of Adollias	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Freedom, Victory, and Justice at any cost.”