Capitalist ParadiseWorld Census

The Most Compassionate Citizens in Capitalist Paradise

Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.

NationWA CategoryMotto
21.The United States of -Corporate America-Anarchy“Pride and Industry”
22.The Jurassic Park of The Lost WorldInoffensive Centrist Democracy“We were lost, but are we now found?”
23.The Incorporated States of Globo Gym IncorporatedCompulsory Consumerist State“Nobody makes me bleed my own blood! Nobody!”
24.The Principality of The Circle CityCivil Rights Lovefest“E Pluribus Unum”
25.The Republic of InoffensivestanInoffensive Centrist Democracy“0 offensiveness, so don't cry this time”
26.The Chaotic Federation of XornadoBenevolent Dictatorship“Freedom Through Compliance”
27.The Rogue Nation of GSN49Psychotic Dictatorship“Tiocfaidh ár lá”
28.The Allied States of Industria-FaireConservative Democracy“We're told to build, and so we build.”
29.The Federal Republic of KustinaAnarchy“Pride and Industry”
30.The Low-Key Den Mother of OctalInoffensive Centrist Democracy“We forever obey Binary, our sovereign rulers”
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