The Fattest Citizens in Capitalist Libertarian Freedom Region
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Capitalist Libertarian Freedom Region is ranked 197th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
|1.||The Free Republic of Jakania||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Peace and Prosperity Through Freedom and Responsibility”|
|2.||The Confederation of Northern Atlantic Republics||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Unus pro omnibus, omnes pro uno”|
|3.||The Pirates of Xyanth||Capitalist Paradise||“If there ain't a buck in it, then pack it in.”|
|4.||The AnarchoCapitalist CityStates of Landlordia||Capitalizt||“The only way to handle Anarchy is Anarchy.”|
|5.||The Minister of Bad Behavior of Capitalist Producers||Left-Leaning College State||“Does not work and play well with others.”|
|6.||The Free Land of Placero||Anarchy||“Ave Nex Alea”|
|7.||The Republic Empire Colony of Imren||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“For the Republic Empire of Armus!”|
|8.||The Constitutional Minarchy of The City States Of Las Vegas||Anarchy||“Mess with my dope, get the rope!”|
|9.||The Free Land of Ancapadonia||Anarchy||“Liberty or death”|
|10.||The Free Market Federation of New Nordrlond||Anarchy||“Nationstates, Friendship, Moo”|