CanadaWorld Census

The Fattest Citizens in Canada

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Canada is ranked 13,789th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Bommunity of Vaughan Road and Oakwood AveBenevolent Dictatorship“Suuuwooo!”
2.The Rogue Nation of Maple Syrup ExporterPsychotic Dictatorship“Exporting Maple Syrup”
3.The Staggering Hills of ParrrrTayAnarchy“You gotta fight for your right to ParrrrTay!”
4.The Allied States of QuackerzIron Fist Consumerists“Unity, Discipline, Work”
5.The Sports Fandom of Buffalo-NiagaraInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Yeah Toast!”
6.The New French State of The Acadian RepublicFree-Market Paradise“Ave maris stella”
7.The Constitutional Monarchy of ChanadaAnarchy“A Mari Usque Ad Mare”
8.The Commonwealth of AlkhanAnarchy“World-Eater”
9.The Kingdom of VarrsFather Knows Best State“Bow down”
10.The Community of Vancouverite RepublicFree-Market Paradise“By sea land and air we prosper”
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