The Fattest Citizens in Canada
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Canada is ranked 13,789th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Bommunity of Vaughan Road and Oakwood Ave | Benevolent Dictatorship | “Suuuwooo!” | |
2. | The Rogue Nation of Maple Syrup Exporter | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Exporting Maple Syrup” | |
3. | The Staggering Hills of ParrrrTay | Anarchy | “You gotta fight for your right to ParrrrTay!” | |
4. | The Allied States of Quackerz | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Unity, Discipline, Work” | |
5. | The Sports Fandom of Buffalo-Niagara | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Yeah Toast!” | |
6. | The New French State of The Acadian Republic | Free-Market Paradise | “Ave maris stella” | |
7. | The Constitutional Monarchy of Chanada | Anarchy | “A Mari Usque Ad Mare” | |
8. | The Commonwealth of Alkhan | Anarchy | “World-Eater” | |
9. | The Kingdom of Varrs | Father Knows Best State | “Bow down” | |
10. | The Community of Vancouverite Republic | Free-Market Paradise | “By sea land and air we prosper” |