BarbariaWorld Census

The Smartest Citizens in Barbaria

The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.

As a region, Barbaria is ranked 16,511th in the world for Smartest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Imperial Federation of SovernIron Fist Consumerists“Trade. Technology. Unity.”
2.The Hyperborean Empire of VostagNew York Times Democracy“Blood & Steel”
3.The People's Republic of Quing NaraPsychotic Dictatorship“Productivity. Prosperity. Progress.”
4.The Dominion on the Hill of OrdysiusAnarchy“Life, Liberty, etc.”
5.The Violetist State of SubmettaIron Fist Consumerists“Revolution; My Brothers Unite!”
6.The Kingdom of VasnliaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“An eye for an eye, makes the whole world blind.”
7.The Democratic Republic of SantamoniaLeft-Leaning College State“Eureka!”
8.The Masonic Order of Neo American UnionInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Make America Great Again!”
9.The Sultanate of Songhai MaliCorporate Police State“Ancient as the sands that carry us.”
10.The Glorious People's Republic of FondalmaFather Knows Best State“Est enim unus pro omnibus, omnes pro me.”
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