BalderWorld Census

The Fattest Citizens in Balder

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Balder is ranked 13,912th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
21.The Senatorial Republic of AbslandiaIron Fist Consumerists“Free men are not equal, equal men are not free”
22.The Blessed Masterdom of ChamplostCorporate Police State“Rejoice! Your Lord and Master stands on high!”
23.The Wasteland of FurikuriFather Knows Best State“Become one with Atom”
24.The Rogue Nation of Mass HomicideCorporate Police State“KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL”
25.The Dictatorship of The Peoples Collective RepublicIron Fist Consumerists“πήγαινε και σκατά τον εαυτό σου”
26.The Free Land of Skimpy UnderwearAnarchy“I thwart your plan with handy cannon! How handy.”
27.The Dictatorship of QuiyopolisCorporate Police State“...”
28.The Utopia of WehschenreisenFather Knows Best State“You Are Free”
29.The Tragic Demise of DirinaCompulsory Consumerist State“Because we can”
30.The Syndicalist Union of HarthisCivil Rights Lovefest“Freedom through Equality”
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