The Most Compassionate Citizens in Axis of Absurdity
Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Colony of Ionsy | Authoritarian Democracy | “Veni Vidi Vici” | |
2. | The Commonwealth of Takkaviita XXXVIII | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Fireplace cloak” | |
3. | The Republic of You cant Stopistan | Moralistic Democracy | “It seemed like a good idea at the time” | |
4. | The Holy Empire of Neurotic Pandas | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Tumdedum” |