Axis of AbsurdityWorld Census

The Healthiest Citizens in Axis of Absurdity

A measure of the general physical health of citizens in each nation.

As a region, Axis of Absurdity is ranked 832nd in the world for Healthiest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Cheftocratic Empire of BorkistanLeft-wing Utopia“One nation, wearing funny hats”
2.The Green Light of OKMoralistic Democracy“Approved!”
3.The Holy Empire of Neurotic PandasInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Tumdedum”
4.The Rogue Nation of NobnobLeft-wing Utopia“science and silliness”
5.The Protectorate of Caffeine CardsFather Knows Best State“Live Addicted or Die Decaffeinated”
6.The Independent State of SamoaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Fa'avae i le Atua Sāmoa”
7.The Republic of You cant StopistanMoralistic Democracy“It seemed like a good idea at the time”