Artificial Solar SystemWorld Census

The Fattest Citizens in Artificial Solar System

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Artificial Solar System is ranked 11,623rd in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The SQUEEZE THEM ON GME of MoneymakestheworldgoroundCorporate Police State“What's an exit strategy?”
2.The Sheldonian Calendar of QuonkolandAnarchy“It's Quonkoday!”
3.The Outlaw Hunter of Sedgistan 1Capitalist Paradise“DRAW SECOND, SHOOT FIRST”
4.The Republic of Shutdown GovernmentBenevolent Dictatorship“Strength Through Freedom”
5.The Language-Learning Cult of DuolingoniaIron Fist Consumerists“You forgot to do your Spanish lesson...”
6.The Republic of MalazgaAnarchy“Eshialand-Galdanulia”
7.The Principality of CaliamanAnarchy“Eshialand-Galdanulia”
8.The Deer Hunters of The SedgeCorporate Bordello“One shot is what it's all about.”
9.The Colony of New MorionaAnarchy“Eshialand-Galdanulia”
10.The Misty Mountains of SedgisatanIron Fist Consumerists“All that glitters is not gold”
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