Artificial Solar System World Census

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Artificial Solar System is ranked 11,623^rd in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The SQUEEZE THEM ON GME of Moneymakestheworldgoround	Corporate Police State	“What's an exit strategy?”
2.	The Sheldonian Calendar of Quonkoland	Anarchy	“It's Quonkoday!”
3.	The Outlaw Hunter of Sedgistan 1	Capitalist Paradise	“DRAW SECOND, SHOOT FIRST”
4.	The Republic of Shutdown Government	Benevolent Dictatorship	“Strength Through Freedom”
5.	The Language-Learning Cult of Duolingonia	Iron Fist Consumerists	“You forgot to do your Spanish lesson...”
6.	The Republic of Malazga	Anarchy	“Eshialand-Galdanulia”
7.	The Principality of Caliaman	Anarchy	“Eshialand-Galdanulia”
8.	The Deer Hunters of The Sedge	Corporate Bordello	“One shot is what it's all about.”
9.	The Colony of New Moriona	Anarchy	“Eshialand-Galdanulia”
10.	The Misty Mountains of Sedgisatan	Iron Fist Consumerists	“All that glitters is not gold”

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