The Rudest Citizens in Arkansas
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Long Drunken Roadtrip of 77 Camaro | Anarchy | “Let's Hit The Beer Bong!” | |
2. | The Republic of Uniontown | Corporate Bordello | “I Support The Former Things!” | |
3. | The Confederacy of Alma Sonic | Anarchy | “Meet Me At The Alma Sonic” | |
4. | The City of Fort Smith | Capitalist Paradise | “Life's Worth Living In Fort Smith” | |
5. | The Republic of Dirty Americans | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Dirt is not the enemy!” | |
6. | The Republic of Ozarks | Anarchy | “Pride and Industry” | |
7. | The Republic of Nationalist Arkansas | Right-wing Utopia | “Yonder Stands Jackson Like A Stone Wall” | |
8. | The Republic of Brooks Baxter | New York Times Democracy | “Once Free Always Free” | |
9. | The Incorporated States of Arcansaw | New York Times Democracy | “You can't love your country and hate your government” | |
10. | The Republic of Waltons | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Peace and Justice” |