The Most Primitive in Antarctic Oasis
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Empire of Marsche | Tyranny by Majority | “May the Marsh March Forever Onward” | |
| 2. |  The Oppressed Peoples of B1G JIM SLADE | Corporate Police State | “Libruls should run coffee shops, not the gubmint” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of The Re-United States | Capitalist Paradise | “In God We Trust, E Plurbius Unum” | |
| 4. |  The Commonwealth of Communist Taxachusetts | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Non serviemus, caniculae!” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of WA Army | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “For Justice and Tacos” | |
| 6. |  The Worldwide Ministry of Reverend Lyndon Love | Iron Fist Consumerists | “In All Things Give Thanks” | |
| 7. |  The Armed Republic of Augustos Helicopter Tours | Iron Fist Consumerists | “An Incredible Sightseeing Experience” | |
| 8. |  The Dictatorship of New Hosgoria | Compulsory Consumerist State | “A little oppression never hurt anyone” | |
| 9. |  The Norm Macdonald Joke of Norm Macdonalds Comatose Wife | Benevolent Dictatorship | “Doc, she's choking!” | |
| 10. |  The People of Aundotutunagir | Psychotic Dictatorship | “These Are The Days Of Miracle And Wonder” |
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