The Fattest Citizens in Antarctic Oasis
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Antarctic Oasis is ranked 317th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Imperial Provinces of Exxosia | Capitalist Paradise | “We have reached rock bottom and have started to dig.” | |
2. | The Government Shutdown of Omigodtheykilledkenny | Left-Leaning College State | “You bastards!” | |
3. | The Veeblefetzer of Dumoflage | Anarchy | “It's ol Whatchamacallit” | |
4. | The State Security Apparatus of Iron Felix | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Sing to the Motherland” | |
5. | The Evil Conservative Empire of The Palentine | Left-Leaning College State | “WWHDD...What Would His Dooziness Do?” | |
6. | The Limited Liability Company of WhaleCo Global LLC | Capitalist Paradise | “Whale - It's What's For Dinner” | |
7. | The Clueless Penguin Republic of South Jenstown | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “A journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very badly” | |
8. | The Knuckle Dragging Cavemen of G l o g | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Glog Mad!” | |
9. | The Unspeakably EVIL Skulldom of Murray the Evil Skull | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “True Evil need no arms,Mortal!” | |
10. | The Dictatorship of New Hosgoria | Compulsory Consumerist State | “A little oppression never hurt anyone” |