Antarctic OasisWorld Census

The Fattest Citizens in Antarctic Oasis

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Antarctic Oasis is ranked 317th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Imperial Provinces of ExxosiaCapitalist Paradise“We have reached rock bottom and have started to dig.”
2.The Government Shutdown of OmigodtheykilledkennyLeft-Leaning College State“You bastards!”
3.The Veeblefetzer of DumoflageAnarchy“It's ol Whatchamacallit”
4.The State Security Apparatus of Iron FelixIron Fist Consumerists“Sing to the Motherland”
5.The Evil Conservative Empire of The PalentineLeft-Leaning College State“WWHDD...What Would His Dooziness Do?”
6.The Limited Liability Company of WhaleCo Global LLCCapitalist Paradise“Whale - It's What's For Dinner”
7.The Clueless Penguin Republic of South JenstownLiberal Democratic Socialists“A journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very badly”
8.The Knuckle Dragging Cavemen of G l o gCompulsory Consumerist State“Glog Mad!”
9.The Unspeakably EVIL Skulldom of Murray the Evil SkullInoffensive Centrist Democracy“True Evil need no arms,Mortal!”
10.The Dictatorship of New HosgoriaCompulsory Consumerist State“A little oppression never hurt anyone”
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