Antarctic OasisWorld Census

The Smartest Citizens in Antarctic Oasis

The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.

As a region, Antarctic Oasis is ranked 2,121st in the world for Smartest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Imperial Provinces of ExxosiaCapitalist Paradise“We have reached rock bottom and have started to dig.”
2.The Clueless Penguin Republic of South JenstownLiberal Democratic Socialists“A journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very badly”
3.The Totally Naked Fraternity of Retired WerePenguinsInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Make it so.”
4.The Evil Conservative Empire of The PalentineLeft-Leaning College State“WWHDD...What Would His Dooziness Do?”
5.The Star Empire of AinocraFather Knows Best State“Through victory, my chains are broken.”
6.The State Security Apparatus of Iron FelixIron Fist Consumerists“Sing to the Motherland”
7.The Government Shutdown of OmigodtheykilledkennyLeft-Leaning College State“You bastards!”
8.The Word Count Seeking Land of A Running ManNew York Times Democracy“Write as fast as you can; catch up with the running man”
9.The Rogue Nation of DSN33Corrupt Dictatorship“By The People For The People”
10.The Commonwealth of Perpetual ExemptionLeft-Leaning College State“You Can Go Your Own Way”
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