00000 A World PowerWorld Census

The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in 00000 A World Power

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Meadows of Adorable KittensLiberal Democratic Socialists“Caturday is everyday”
2.The Smelly Pirate Hookers of AmericaXLICivil Rights Lovefest“Nous sommes les meilleurs”
3.The Companionship of Lady Inara SerraCompulsory Consumerist State“Companion to the 'Verse”
4.The Nomadic Peoples of NeasmyrnaAnarchy“If you build it, they will come”
5.The Fuerzas Armadas of Numero CapitanCompulsory Consumerist State“Lucky Nationstates Brains”
6.The Dictatorship of PratannPsychotic Dictatorship“00000 A World Power”
7.The Jingoistic States of WibblefeetInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Oooh, look! It's SHINY!”