Old Zealand World Census

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Old Zealand is ranked 5,584^th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Grossherzogtum of Hixoelop	Libertarian Police State	“Für Stadt und Kaiser”
2.	The Sticky Fingers of Miss Take	Anarchy	“Pardon me while I choose”
3.	The Republic of Saint Cat Grrryastan	Corporate Bordello	“From Many, One”
4.	The Dark Research Organization of DataDyne Corporation	Moralistic Democracy	“Watch yourself, Jo. You're on DataDyne property now.”
5.	The Holy Empire of Golden-Eco-Friendly-GEF	Anarchy	“We are ruled by GEF”
6.	The Nomadic Peoples of Coate Noire	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Peace and Prosperity”
7.	The Republic of Kivu LXXXVII	New York Times Democracy	“Peace and Justice”
8.	The Armed Republic of Chief Justice Of Old Zealand	Anarchy	“JAI SREE KRISHNA”
9.	The Colony of New Biriluvianatican	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Twirling Toward Freedom”
10.	The Republic of HC Walcheren	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Hockey”

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