The Fattest Citizens in the Rejected Realms
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
Nation | World | Obesity Rate | |||
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1. | The Dictatorship of Brotherhood of nod | 25th | 99.25 | ||
2. | The Armed Republic of Knowwear in Youtopia | 30th | 99.23 | ||
3. | The Creaking Casino Floors of Anathema Armaments | 68th | 99.14 | ||
4. | The Former UwU's republic of OwOistan | 78th | 99.13 | ||
5. | The Truly Free State of Western Scientificum | 83rd | 99.12 | ||
6. | The Ultimate Evil Corporation of Marnady | 93rd | 99.11 | ||
7. | The Strex Corp Subsidiary of Restorza | 101st | 98.85 | ||
8. | The Commonwealth of Monianoli | 110th | 98.4 | ||
9. | The Free Land of Kitten-eaters | 119th | 98.13 | ||
10. | The Republic of Ysarga | 121st | 98.08 |