The Most Primitive in Texas
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Texas is ranked 25,693rd in the world for Most Primitive.
Nation | World | Scary Big Number Scale | |||
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1. | The Holy Pink Morons of PatrickStar | 2,141st | 177.81 | ||
2. | The RumRunners of Captain Morgan II | 2,352nd | 171.44 | ||
3. | The Strategic Petroleum Reserve of East Texas Oil Field | 30,820th | 70.5 | ||
4. | The Last Ride of Rodeo Roy | 38,207th | 64.03 | ||
5. | The Rio Grande Mud of Z Z Top | 41,994th | 61.48 | ||
6. | The Republic of Landronia | 48,926th | 55.86 | ||
7. | The Protectorate of Hyades | 51,352nd | 54.31 | ||
8. | The Republic of Yothon | 51,381st | 54.31 | ||
9. | The United States of Your Second Amendment | 54,230th | 51.96 | ||
10. | The Fried Fast Food of Bucket of KFC | 56,995th | 50 |