The Fattest Citizens in Psychotic Dictatorships
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Psychotic Dictatorships is ranked 1,989th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
Nation | World | Obesity Rate | |||
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1. | The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-IL | 27th | 99.23 | ||
2. | The Devastations of White Amazons | 138th | 97.85 | ||
3. | The Corrupt Dictatorship of Democratic Republic of Oppression | 567th | 79.45 | ||
4. | The Tyrannical Vegan Empire of That Vegan Dictator | 985th | 65.55 | ||
5. | The Shopping Mall Tyranny of Konzum K-plus | 1,071st | 62.59 | ||
6. | The Cultist State of Blood Sacrifice and Fire | 1,190th | 59.9 | ||
7. | The Dictatorship of Rhalith | 1,378th | 56.12 | ||
8. | The Infinite 🔥 Hell-Sage Empire of Destructive Government Economic System | 1,637th | 50.77 | ||
9. | The Cult of The Armada | 2,356th | 41.02 | ||
10. | The Divine Force of The Almighty Lenny | 3,033rd | 35.01 |