The World World Census

The Fattest Citizens in the World

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

NationObesity Rate
31.The Corporatocracy of Anemone Reef99.2
32.The Liberty Paradise of Anticountriopia99.19
33.The Mad Empire of Nakina Koreazu99.19
34.The Oppressed Peoples of Grave Raven99.19
35.The Confederacy of Elwher99.18
36.The Armed Republic of Knowwear in Youtopia99.18
37.The United States of Brenner Islandia99.18
38.The Burlesque Republic of The Centauri99.17
39.The Grand Overkingdom of Sheeptopia99.17
40.The Failed States of ErvarŽa not of ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC99.17
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