The World World Census

The Fattest Citizens in the World

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

NationObesity Rate
260,681.The Undeniable Crime Cesspool of Stanier3.49
260,682.The Federal Commonwealths of North American Imperial State3.49
260,683.The Droney Boi of True Europa State3.49
260,684.The Empire of SlavoSoviet3.49
260,685.The Democratic Republic of Therizia3.49
260,686.The Federation of Tajono3.49
260,687.The United Republics of Zeganas3.48
260,688.The Hardcore Gangsta Paradise of TheZone3.48
260,689.The Arenore of Taurenor3.48
260,690.The Confederacy of Tenochca3.48
«12. . .26,06626,06726,06826,06926,07026,07126,072. . .26,34726,348»