The World World Census

The Smartest Citizens in the World

The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.

Nationquips per hour
31.The Principality of Trotterdam520.47
32.The Armed Republic of Crazed monkies508.38
33.The Doohanity of Scottrick502.94
34.The Federation of Zavea502.45
35.The Third Social Alliance of Kyldellian Halon501.45
36.The United Empire of Socialist Xlyvania500.8
37.The Alien Nation of Soviet Federative Socialists499.15
38.The Socialist Empire of Universal Utopian State498.7
39.The Holy Empire of Farrakhan498.17
40.The Empire of Corsaria495.45
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