The World World Census

The Highest Crime Rates in the World

World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.

NationWA CategoryMotto
31.The United States of Brenner IslandiaCapitalist Paradise“Have You Met Tom”
32.The Burlesque Republic of The CentauriCompulsory Consumerist State“What do you want you Moon-Faced Assassin of Joy?”
33.The Serene Democracy of Bear Connors ParadisoNew York Times Democracy“What is love? Baby dont hurt me, dont hurt me, no more.”
34.The Grand figment of FractalnavelCivil Rights Lovefest“There is no god, there are only gears”
35.The Confederacy of HalbhalbhaAnarchy“Yeah, Nah”
36.The Megalopolis Corporatocracy of MatofaliCompulsory Consumerist State“To Take and Master ”
37.The Infinite Supply of Ice 800Libertarian Police State“Ice Brewed Malt Liquor”
38.The Snow Crash Dystopia of AnarchocapitalistanCapitalizt“No State, No God, No Leader, No Law”
39.The Malthusian Fecundity of Celtic RodentsCivil Rights Lovefest“United we stand, divided, we scamper about”
40.The Murabian Protectorate of UnthankCapitalist Paradise“Beware!”
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