The World World Census
The Most Primitive in the World
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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268,501. | The Republic of Schmoochle | Father Knows Best State | “My Singing Monsters” | |
268,502. | The Kingdom of Le Free Republic | Father Knows Best State | “Capsaicin abs” | |
268,503. | The Democratic Republic of Broaryd | Capitalist Paradise | “Now including the Nevadian Supermarket for only $9.99!” | |
268,504. | The Republic of Flopfarm 263 | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Just flopping around” | |
268,505. | The Eastern Republic of Smokey Island | Father Knows Best State | “The best tank terrain is that without anti-tank weapons” | |
268,506. | The Toxic Defender of Britney Spear Dane | Moralistic Democracy | “All eyes on me, in the center of the ring” | |
268,507. | The Commonwealth of Fudgeland | Democratic Socialists | “Primum non nocere” | |
268,508. | The Protectorate of Spice Harvester 43 | Father Knows Best State | “He who controls the spice controls the universe.” | |
268,509. | The Fiefdom of Ump157 | Psychotic Dictatorship | “The best lack all conviction” | |
268,510. | The United States of Marshall-AR- | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Marshall, Arkansas” |