The World World Census

The Most Primitive in the World

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

NationWA CategoryMotto
268,501.The Republic of SchmoochleFather Knows Best State“My Singing Monsters”
268,502.The Kingdom of Le Free RepublicFather Knows Best State“Capsaicin abs”
268,503.The Democratic Republic of BroarydCapitalist Paradise“Now including the Nevadian Supermarket for only $9.99!”
268,504.The Republic of Flopfarm 263Iron Fist Consumerists“Just flopping around”
268,505.The Eastern Republic of Smokey IslandFather Knows Best State“The best tank terrain is that without anti-tank weapons”
268,506.The Toxic Defender of Britney Spear DaneMoralistic Democracy“All eyes on me, in the center of the ring”
268,507.The Commonwealth of FudgelandDemocratic Socialists“Primum non nocere”
268,508.The Protectorate of Spice Harvester 43Father Knows Best State“He who controls the spice controls the universe.”
268,509.The Fiefdom of Ump157Psychotic Dictatorship“The best lack all conviction”
268,510.The United States of Marshall-AR-Inoffensive Centrist Democracy“Marshall, Arkansas”
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