Middle EastWorld Census

The Most Secular in Middle East

World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.

As a region, Middle East is ranked 7,324th in the world for Most Secular.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Headbangin Nation of MetalopolisCapitalist Paradise“Balls to the wall”
2.The Socialist State of TajwiskInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Peace, Power, Socialism, Economy,”
3.The Confederate Socialist States of The TranscaucasusCorrupt Dictatorship“There is no Religion Higher Than Truth”
4.The Emirate of Royal AmmanCompulsory Consumerist State“We will win the champions league”
5.The Islamic Republic of IiranIron Fist Consumerists“Neither East, nor West, Islamic Republic”
6.The Empire of HavimAuthoritarian Democracy“Glory to the Empire!”
7.The Empire of ZavilPsychotic Dictatorship“Glory to the Empire!”
8.The Republic of Am Yisroel ChaiMoralistic Democracy“Hashem is always watching over me”
9.The Republic of LevimNew York Times Democracy“Am Levim Chai!”
10.The Pishdadian Empire of IranIranBenevolent Dictatorship“King of Kings, Nation of Nations, Empire of Empires”
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