The World World Census

The Fattest Citizens in the World

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

NationWA CategoryMotto
51.The Theocracy of God Fearing DevotedCorporate Police State“God protects the righteous”
52.The Oh My GOD! What were they thinking! He's a MODERATOR! of SedgistanAnarchy“Don't piss down my back and try and tell me it's raining”
53.The Indomitable Borderlands of The GrendelsCompulsory Consumerist State“The Paragon of Corporate Power and Style since 2002.”
54.The Holy Green Hotspots of Kabayong MalibogAnarchy“Playtime should be all the time.”
55.The Corporate Imperium of DyzistroluxCapitalizt“Inefficiency is evil.”
56.The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of The knight who says NICompulsory Consumerist State“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”
57.The Grotesque Playground of MackintoshCompulsory Consumerist State“Success is knowing who to blame for your failures.”
58.The Richly Blended Peoples of KoffeeCapitalist Paradise“Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!”
59.The Holiest Flavor of ABU AMMARFather Knows Best State“EIEIEIEIEIEEIEIEIEIEIIEIEIEIEIEIIEIEEIEI”
60.The Imperial Provinces of ExxosiaAnarchy“We have reached rock bottom and have started to dig.”
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