The World World Census
The Fattest Citizens in the World
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
![]() | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
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51. | Corporate Police State | “God protects the righteous” | ||
52. | ![]() | Anarchy | “Don't piss down my back and try and tell me it's raining” | |
53. | ![]() | Compulsory Consumerist State | “The Paragon of Corporate Power and Style since 2002.” | |
54. | ![]() | Anarchy | “Playtime should be all the time.” | |
55. | ![]() | Capitalizt | “Inefficiency is evil.” | |
56. | ![]() | Compulsory Consumerist State | “All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!” | |
57. | ![]() | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Success is knowing who to blame for your failures.” | |
58. | ![]() | Capitalist Paradise | “Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!” | |
59. | ![]() | Father Knows Best State | “EIEIEIEIEIEEIEIEIEIEIIEIEIEIEIEIIEIEEIEI” | |
60. | ![]() | Anarchy | “We have reached rock bottom and have started to dig.” |