The World World Census

The Fattest Citizens in the World

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

NationWA CategoryMotto
41.The Directorate of ValkalanCapitalist Paradise“वज्रमात अस्ता रिजथम”
42.The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of TremalkierCapitalist Paradise“To Shape the World is to be Immortal”
43.The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of FeckfaceCorporate Police State“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”
44.The Dictatorship of CorfadCorporate Police State“Strength through unity, Unity Through Faith”
45.The Impending Doom of Zombie PenguinsCapitalizt“The car won't start!”
46.The United Conglomerates of CorporoatAnarchy“Central government is for the weak.”
47.The Allmighty Power of Nak nakCompulsory Consumerist State“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”
48.The Free and Holy Republic of The Happy CiviliansCorporate Police State“Perfectly Fine, Thank You....”
49.The Free Land of Chris HallIron Fist Consumerists“Pay me or DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ”
50.The Kingdom of DarkmenCorporate Police State“gold or lead”
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