The World World Census

The Fattest Citizens in the World

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

NationWA CategoryMotto
31.The Corporatocracy of Anemone ReefAnarchy“Industry is progress”
32.The Seafood Paradise of KohrArCorporate Police State“With oysters we thrive!”
33.The Murabian Protectorate of UnthankCapitalist Paradise“Beware!”
34.The Liberty Paradise of AnticountriopiaCorporate Police State“Our country is better than our old one”
35.The Mad Empire of Nakina KoreazuIron Fist Consumerists“Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn”
36.The Armed Republic of Knowwear in YoutopiaIron Fist Consumerists“Give pea... ummm... war a chance.”
37.The United States of Brenner IslandiaAnarchy“Have You Met Tom”
38.The Oppressed Peoples of Grave RavenCapitalist Paradise“SHE'S ICIN' LENO!”
39.The Confederacy of ElwherCapitalizt“Power for the Taking”
40.The Burlesque Republic of The CentauriCompulsory Consumerist State“What do you want you Moon-Faced Assassin of Joy?”
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