The World World Census
The Fattest Citizens in the World
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
![]() | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
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31. | ![]() | Anarchy | “Industry is progress” | |
32. | Corporate Police State | “With oysters we thrive!” | ||
33. | Capitalist Paradise | “Beware!” | ||
34. | Corporate Police State | “Our country is better than our old one” | ||
35. | ![]() | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn” | |
36. | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Give pea... ummm... war a chance.” | ||
37. | Anarchy | “Have You Met Tom” | ||
38. | ![]() | Capitalist Paradise | “SHE'S ICIN' LENO!” | |
39. | Capitalizt | “Power for the Taking” | ||
40. | ![]() | Compulsory Consumerist State | “What do you want you Moon-Faced Assassin of Joy?” |