The World World Census
The Fattest Citizens in the World
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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263,111. | The Republic of Card VI | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Puppet who?” | |
263,112. | The Republic of -Catherine Bell- | Democratic Socialists | “Strength Through Compliance” | |
263,113. | The Republic of Qp004 | Corrupt Dictatorship | “From Many, One” | |
263,114. | The Armed Republic of Exercitus Rosae Legio XII Esdeath | Moralistic Democracy | “🌹” | |
263,115. | The Kingdom of Jotuunheimr | Democratic Socialists | “Yggdrasil shakes when the Jotuun March.” | |
263,116. | The Rogue Nation of Guinea pig home | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Squeak!” | |
263,117. | The Rogue Nation of Frecklesian Card Farm | Democratic Socialists | “Be kind!” | |
263,118. | The Armed Republic of Iserlohn Floating Battery 3 | Moralistic Democracy | “Oh hail! Liberty Bell!” | |
263,119. | The Republic of Stronghold Faer | Moralistic Democracy | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
263,120. | The Republic of Gaius Arrius Petronius | Authoritarian Democracy | “For the Republic!” |