The World World Census

The Fattest Citizens in the World

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

NationWA CategoryMotto
260,691.The Republic of Foreign Regiment 1Iron Fist Consumerists“Honneur et Fidélité”
260,692.The Free Land of Card Demon 124Moralistic Democracy“Mostly Harmless”
260,693.The Matriarchy of Card Demon 201Iron Fist Consumerists“Mostly Harmless”
260,694.The People's Republic of SAFT Card Farm 19Corrupt Dictatorship“Workers of the world, unite!”
260,695.The People's Republic of SAFT Card Farm 21Corrupt Dictatorship“Workers of the world, unite!”
260,696.The Puppets and Pawns of Night Terror IslePsychotic Dictatorship“Oderint dum metuant”
260,697.The Holy Empire of CampbellSPPsychotic Dictatorship“Motto”
260,698.The Empire of The Zeon RepublicIron Fist Consumerists“Erster Sieg, Endsieg”
260,699.The Empire of ChasstNew York Times Democracy“Strength Through Freedom”
260,700.The Republic of BolyadniaAuthoritarian Democracy“Live, Bolyandia!”
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