The World World Census

The Fattest Citizens in the World

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

NationWA CategoryMotto
260,681.The Depressed Mumblings of Conehead DirgeScandinavian Liberal Paradise“I knew I'd never make it”
260,682.The Commonwealth of FuscoCivil Rights Lovefest“Unyielding, Undying, Untouchable.”
260,683.The Republic of Card Farmer 1528Inoffensive Centrist Democracy“Card Farming”
260,684.The Republic of Card Farmer 1797Moralistic Democracy“Card Farming”
260,685.The Most Serene Republic of DordomatherCorrupt Dictatorship“Shove off and die”
260,686.The Private Property of A Victorian MansionInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Victorian”
260,687.The Commonwealth of MaregelidaFather Knows Best State“Mollitiam est fortitudo nostra”
260,688.The Free Land of Kirstenbosch National Botanical GardenMoralistic Democracy“There are no gardening mistakes, only experiments”
260,689.The Queendom of Random DragoniaIron Fist Consumerists“Glory to dragonkind”
260,690.The Plurinational Federation of Frostlandian FurballlandMoralistic Democracy“SUPPORT RUSSIA! Za Prezidenta! Za Povedu!”
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