The World World Census

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
260,681.	The Depressed Mumblings of Conehead Dirge	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“I knew I'd never make it”
260,682.	The Commonwealth of Fusco	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Unyielding, Undying, Untouchable.”
260,683.	The Republic of Card Farmer 1528	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Card Farming”
260,684.	The Republic of Card Farmer 1797	Moralistic Democracy	“Card Farming”
260,685.	The Most Serene Republic of Dordomather	Corrupt Dictatorship	“Shove off and die”
260,686.	The Private Property of A Victorian Mansion	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Victorian”
260,687.	The Commonwealth of Maregelida	Father Knows Best State	“Mollitiam est fortitudo nostra”
260,688.	The Free Land of Kirstenbosch National Botanical Garden	Moralistic Democracy	“There are no gardening mistakes, only experiments”
260,689.	The Queendom of Random Dragonia	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Glory to dragonkind”
260,690.	The Plurinational Federation of Frostlandian Furballland	Moralistic Democracy	“SUPPORT RUSSIA! Za Prezidenta! Za Povedu!”