The World World Census

The Fattest Citizens in the World

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

NationWA CategoryMotto
260,521.The People's Republic of XmacaCorrupt Dictatorship“Out of many one people”
260,522.The Princess of Wales of The HinterplaceCivil Rights Lovefest“Merely being tradition does not make something worthy”
260,523.The Republic of Republic of Lorum IpsumCivil Rights Lovefest“Liberté, égalité, and...”
260,524.The Republic of Card Farmer 310Father Knows Best State“Card Farming”
260,525.The Grand Duchy of MitavensMoralistic Democracy“Pride and Industry”
260,526.The Disputed Territories of Cardmania900115Iron Fist Consumerists“This Space Intentionally Left Blank”
260,527.The Evil Emperors of Spooky22Psychotic Dictatorship“Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen”
260,528.The Republic of Snag IslandInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Fine, I'll do it myself”
260,529.The Yellow Holy Theocracy of The Catholic Nation of RocisLiberal Democratic Socialists“For All the Saints”
260,530.The Republic of Holy Penen StrofflennejasIron Fist Consumerists“Deus Vult”
«12. . .26,05026,05126,05226,05326,05426,05526,056. . .27,53827,539»