The World World Census

The Fattest Citizens in the World

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

NationWA CategoryMotto
21.The Mafian Economic Extremist of The Dark SystemCompulsory Consumerist State“Money, Power, Respect!”
22.The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-ILIron Fist Consumerists“DESTROYER OF DEMOCRACY, FREEDOM, HUMAN RIGHTS, PEACE!!!”
23.The Constitutional Republic of AndaricusAnarchy“Freedom Is The Right Of All Sentient Beings”
24.The Dominion of Complete BastardsIron Fist Consumerists“We don't want the world, we just want your half.”
25.The Dominion of VosiycrsAnarchy“There Can Never Be Enough”
26.The Ur-Quan Masters of HesperonisCompulsory Consumerist State“Hold what you do is wrong! Why do you do this thing?”
27.The Obesotocracy of TreadwelliaIron Fist Consumerists“Mmph mmph!”
28.The Borderlands of NothreenCorporate Bordello“...”
29.The PS2 Puppet of PallidoniaAnarchy“Stop Reading My Motto!”
30.The Liberated Cartel of PsypheriaCapitalizt“Anything goes ... usually for a good price”
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