The World World Census

The Fattest Citizens in the World

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

NationWA CategoryMotto
11.The Holy Portfolio Theory of Daedra1aCapitalizt“DULCE ET DECORUM EST PRO PATRIA MORI”
12.The PS2 Puppet of PterodoriaCapitalist Paradise“Stop Reading My Motto!”
13.The Galactic Trade Conglomerate of PapaDrackyAnarchy“Omnēs Enim Aliēnōs Galaxiārum Prōvidēmus”
14.The Reaper of Lord DominatorCompulsory Consumerist State“I Came, I Saw, I Dominated”
15.The Empire of VeremurIron Fist Consumerists“Strength Through Discipline”
16.The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil CoCorporate Police State“In J.R. We Trust”
17.The Iron Mall of DragynAnarchy“Shop 'til you drop!”
18.The Armed Corporations of Aurora IslandsCapitalizt“If you have money, nothing is impossible!”
19.The United States of MidlandsAnarchy“Don't just do something - stand there”
20.The Dictatorship of Brotherhood of nodCorporate Police State“Peace through Power”
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