The World World Census

The Fattest Citizens in the World

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Libertarian Paradise of CashdeerAnarchy“Free Markets, Free People”
2.The Holy Yellow CAM of Nadir DystopiaIron Fist Consumerists“Gloom Over Dominated”
3.The Walled Cities of EretzIsraelCapitalist Paradise“בתחבולות תעשה לך מלחמה‎”
4.The Rogue Nation of RindianiaCorporate Police State“An unarmed citizen, is an unhappy citizen”
5.The Infection of EdgemasterCompulsory Consumerist State“KICK LOGIC OUT AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE!!”
6.The Hellhole of FudgedupCapitalist Paradise“It's just a prank bro!”
7.The Empire of Little FlowersCapitalizt“Roses have thorns!”
8.The People's Republic of CutoteCorporate Police State“None shall stop our conquest!”
9.The Holy Portfolio Theory of Daedra1aCapitalizt“DULCE ET DECORUM EST PRO PATRIA MORI”
10.The ENDORSE TEPERTOPIA of PterodoriaCompulsory Consumerist State“Stop Reading My Motto!”
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