The church of zombie jesusWorld Census

The Fattest Citizens in The church of zombie jesus

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The church of zombie jesus is ranked 12,516th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The United Kingdom of Haral AllphedInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Pride and Industry”
2.The Republic of Spax Cryx CoreceIron Fist Consumerists“Strength Through Compliance”
3.The Jingoistic States of SweggisTyranny by Majority“Patience makes the heart grow fonder.”